New Roommate is WAY BETTER


My Awesome New Roommate

            As you all already know, I had the most disgusting roommate on this planet. He left trash all over the room, left half eaten food on the rug, and stunk up the place with his dirty clothes and shoes. It was a horrible experience indeed. I wouldn’t wish my worst enemy to stay in a room with that man for even a second. Thankfully, his stank ass left this place. I thought I would have had my dorm all to myself, but the school ended up assigning me a new roommate (he said with the biggest sigh ever heard). I could only fear for the worst…

            It turns out that my new roommate is the opposite of my old roommate. You don’t understand how happy I am to know that there are people like me out there that respect other’s belongings and don’t trash the place. The fact that I get to stay in a room that smells amazing is a major blessing. God did me good this time lol! Y’all couldn’t even imagine my excitement to fid out how chill this guy was. We even share a lot a similar hobbies and interests. He likes soccer and I play soccer. He also is a major FIFA player which was music to my ears. I’m telling you, this guy is a million times better than that inconsiderate piece of sh** that I was rooming with. I just want to thank God for doing me right this time. Thank U, Thank U, Thank U!!!!! I will be following this blog post with another one next week so stay tuned. Over and out big fella!!!!!

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